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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he

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Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? 压力，紧张，惊慌?

A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat?

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

A little girl four years old was alone in the nursery one evening when her brother, three years old, knocked on the door.   “Hey, let me in,” the boy said.　

A:   I am a pigeon expert.   I can tell the male pigeons from the female.

A father took his son out for a walk.   They passed a field where a good variety of flowers were blooming beautifully.

In the cemetery, an American observed a Chinese putting several platters of food in front of the tombstone as a sacrifice to his deceased relatives. The American went forward and asked: “When do you think your folks will come up to eat your food?”

Boy A:   I'm proud of my mother.   She can talk for an hour on any subject.

American: What kind of “nese” are you?

A bride was shy about asking her husband for money.   “Jack, dear,” she said at breakfast, “Will you lend me 100 dollars but only give me half of it?”

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you.

Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof,shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Testresults: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

“Where are all the monkeys?” the young lady chaperoning a group of children to the zoo asked an attendant.

“Darling,” the mother asked her small fry,” why are you making faces at your bulldog?”

Susan is a newc omer to America.   She has not known English very well.