• Nov 25 Tue 2008 20:17
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he

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一位老兄獨自到紐約出差,工作之餘,打算看看風景名勝,為此他查考了大量的資料,選擇去自由女神像。為了週全,甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了...666-2613。

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A car rushed through the red light.

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Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? 压力,紧张,惊慌?

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1.The nice men are ugly.

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A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat?

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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

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A little girl four years old was alone in the nursery one evening when her brother, three years old, knocked on the door.   “Hey, let me in,” the boy said. 

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A couple was out when the wife suddenly cried out, “Goodness me!   I forgot to turn off the stove.   The gas must be still burning.   What shall we do if a fire breaks out?” 

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A:   I am a pigeon expert.   I can tell the male pigeons from the female.

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